Ah, chemistry. One of the most important and fundamental sciences... and also one of the most hilarious sources of science jokes!
And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious winter jokes and ocean jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.
Did you hear that formaldehyde went on a vacation? Did you hear that formaldehyde went on a vacation?
It now goes by casual-dehyde! It now goes by casual-dehyde!
"I didn't order this coffee!" says a surprised neutron in a cafe. "I didn't order this coffee!" says a surprised neutron in a cafe.
The waitress grins and says, "For you, no charge!" The waitress grins and says, "For you, no charge!"
One atom says to another, "I think someone stole one of my electrons!" One atom says to another, "I think someone stole one of my electrons!"
The other replies, are you positive? The other replies, are you positive?
Some people love chemistry... Some people love chemistry...
Others have alkynes of trouble with it! Others have alkynes of trouble with it!
Want to hear a joke about nitrogen and oxygen? Want to hear a joke about nitrogen and oxygen?
NO! NO!
What are a pirate's three favorite elements? What are a pirate's three favorite elements?
Obviously, gold and silver... but don't forget aaarrrgon! Obviously, gold and silver... but don't forget aaarrrgon!
What did the suspicious solution say to the other? What did the suspicious solution say to the other?
"I've got my ion you!" "I've got my ion you!"
What do chemists say after blowing up balloons? What do chemists say after blowing up balloons?
"HeHe!" "HeHe!"
What do you do with a group of sick chemists? What do you do with a group of sick chemists?
Well, if you can't helium or curium, you might as well barium! Well, if you can't helium or curium, you might as well barium!
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A whole lot of SWAG! A whole lot of SWAG!
What's a tree's favorite subject in school? What's a tree's favorite subject in school?
Chemistry! (It's their favorite branch of science) Chemistry! (It's their favorite branch of science)
Where do chemists put their dirty dishes? Where do chemists put their dirty dishes?
In the zinc! In the zinc!
Which moves slower, a hot molecule or a cold molecule? Which moves slower, a hot molecule or a cold molecule?
Cold, because you can catch a cold! Cold, because you can catch a cold!
Why do people think chemists are so mean? Why do people think chemists are so mean?
They're always pushing electrons around! They're always pushing electrons around!
Why is it so tough to make up funny science jokes? Why is it so tough to make up funny science jokes?
All the good punchlines argon already! All the good punchlines argon already!
Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Why shouldn't you trust an atom?
They make up everything! They make up everything!
Why were the atoms such great friends? Why were the atoms such great friends?
They bonded well together! They bonded well together!
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