Is your sense of humor highly evolved, or prehistoric? Either way, grab your favorite dino and get ready to stomp and chomp with giggles at these roaringly goofy jokes and prehistoric puns. Read on for a dino-mite time that'll be sure to put a big, toothy grin on your face!
And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious meteorology jokes and magnet jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.
Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted?
It was a blast from the past! It was a blast from the past!
Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
Pretty much the same as the shorter ones! Pretty much the same as the shorter ones!
What do you call a dinosaur wearing sunglasses? What do you call a dinosaur wearing sunglasses?
A do-you-think-he-saurus! A do-you-think-he-saurus!
What do you call a prehistoric pig? What do you call a prehistoric pig?
A Jurassic pork! A Jurassic pork!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed? What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Run away and sleep somewhere else! Run away and sleep somewhere else!
Where do paleontologists spend their spare change? Where do paleontologists spend their spare change?
At the dino-store! At the dino-store!
Which dinosaur had the largest vocabulary? Which dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?
The thesaurus! The thesaurus!
Who comes after a pterodactyl? Who comes after a pterodactyl?
The repair-odactyl! The repair-odactyl!
Why can't dinosaurs talk? Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're extinct, duh! Because they're extinct, duh!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom? Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent! Because the 'p' is silent!
Why did the T. rex cross the road? Why did the T. rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet! Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Why didn't dinosaurs ever bathe? Why didn't dinosaurs ever bathe?
They didn't want to become ex-stinked! They didn't want to become ex-stinked!
Why were dinosaurs such poor drivers? Why were dinosaurs such poor drivers?
They kept getting into tyrannosaurus wrecks! They kept getting into tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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